Tag: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

  • MOVIE REVIEW: Guy Ritchie’s ‘The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare’ is bombastic, all style and nothing more

    While the movie states that the story is based on true events – taken off from the pages of Winston Churchill’s now-declassified papers and turned into a book by Damien Lewis called ‘Churchill’s Secret Warriors: The Explosive True Story of the Special Forces Desperadoes of WWII’ – Guy Ritchie’s ‘The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare’ must be a heavily fictionalized retelling of these people’s endeavours (a quick search on the Internet reveals that these characters really did exist). Project Postmaster actually did exist, and it involved the secret taskforce that then-Prime Minister Winston Churchill had sent to the Spanish-controlled island of Fernando Po in South Africa to sink a tanker that supplied the Nazi U-Boats that kept the Americans from making it to Europe during World War II. Director and co-writer Guy Ritchie (alongside Paul Tamasy, Eric Johnson, and Arash Amel) keeps the story and characterizations thin, and leaves the film as merely the plot points of how the mission may have transpired and did some embellishments to really amplify the violence and action.

    Ritchie has a definitive style-over-substance approach to filmmaking, preferring filmmaking techniques that amp up the energy of his films and ensures that things look cool. As stylistic and spectacle-driven his version of ‘Sherlock Holmes’ was or his ‘King Arthur: Legend of the Sword,’ I’ve always found his approach to story as very thin and lightweight. Even his films that I do like ‘The Man from U.N.C.L.E.’ and ‘Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels,’ were cool and fun but there’s nothing about both films that I remember very much of and that sticks.

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    It’s on this level that ‘The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare’ operates it. It’s a film with a lot of action, a lot of blood and gore and violence. It’s got big explosions and a whole lot of gun fire. But the film just goes through the motions of the mission. The team, led by Gus March-Phillipps (played by Henry Cavill), must rescue one of their ranks (Geoffrey Appleyard played by Alex Pettyfer) before heading to Fernando Po to sink the Nazi tanker. While they are on their rescue mission, two double agents (played by Eiza Gonzales and Babs Olusanmokun) must ensure the intelligence they received in Fernando Po is legitimate. 

    There’s no inner motivation here except that many of the team have a score to settle with the Nazis. There are no real personal goals. It’s all plot, no character development. The film, then, takes us through the mission – the things that go right and the things that go wrong – and tries to wow us with all the brutal fight sequences that have no real consequence for the audience because we have no real invested to the characters.

    Sure, Cavill, Pettyfer, Gonzales, and Olusanmokun and the rest of the team that includes Alan Ritchson, Henry Golding, and Hero Fiennes Tiffin are all gorgeous and charming but if their characters are archetypes without anything personal attached to them as characters, it’s hard to create any sort of attachment that makes us want to root for them (aside from the fact that they want to kill Nazis). 

    And that’s where I find the film a little difficult to jump along with. Sure, there’s a lot of action since it is an action film but it’s the joy the film gets in all the wanton killing of Nazis. Since the characters don’t have arcs, the film’s only theme is to fight evil with evil. Sure, I’m against battling all forms of fascism and racism and imperialism at every turn but the film sort of takes joy in the killing of the Nazis. It reduces the enemy into a cartoon and thus makes them unreal.

    And we are living in a world now where fascism has risen again in some form or another. I’m worried that the film telegraphs that the best way to deal with these fascists is to destroy them in a similar manner as well. Historically, Project Postmaster turned the tides of World War II to the Allies side (that’s not a spoiler unless you know nothing of World History) but its timing in this day and age, without the benefit of nuance can create an unsettling message.

    By the end of the film, the characters are who they were when the film began. Without a character arc to hold on to, the fight scenes are explosive but hold no suspense or tension or danger. It’s pretty to look at but it carries no surprises or says nothing new to what we already know.

    My Rating:

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  • New Movies This Week: ‘The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare,’Abigail,’ ‘Arcadian,’ ‘Yolo,’ and more!

    Get set for a fantastic week at the cinemas! Whether you’re drawn to the historical espionage of “The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare,” the chilling twists of “Abigail,” the apocalyptic tension in “Arcadian,” the romantic mysteries of “Under Parallel Skies,” the emotional discoveries in “X & Y,” or the motivational tale of “Yolo,” there’s a film ready to capture your imagination. Each film brings its unique flavor to the big screen, featuring dynamic casts and gripping storylines that promise a well-rounded movie-going experience. Make sure to catch these new releases that span genres from action and comedy to drama and horror—there’s truly a movie for everyone this week!

    Now, let’s take a sneak peek at what’s premiering this week:

    New Movies This Week April 17 2024

    The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

    2024 • PG • 1 hr 59 mins
    ACTION, COMEDY, HISTORY, THRILLER, WAR
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    Kicking off with a bang, “The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare” promises to be a rollicking ride through the lesser-known corridors of World War II history. Starring Henry Cavill, Eiza González, and Alan Ritchson, this film brings together action, comedy, and a dash of historical intrigue. Directed by the skilled hands that once crafted iconic spy thrillers, this film explores how Winston Churchill and Ian Fleming birthed a clandestine combat group that would redefine modern warfare. Expect a blend of gritty action sequences and a thrilling plot that’s as strategic as it is explosive.

    Abigail

    2024 • R-16 • 1 hr 49 mins
    HORROR, THRILLER
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    Switching gears to something darker, “Abigail” presents a horror-thriller that turns the tables on a group of hapless criminals. The storyline twists around a seemingly simple kidnapping that goes horrifyingly wrong. Featuring Alisha Weir, Melissa Barrera, and Dan Stevens, this film is set in an eerie, isolated mansion where nothing is as it seems. As the night progresses, each captor’s nightmare comes to life, making “Abigail” a gripping watch filled with suspense and unexpected frights.

    Arcadian

    2024 • PG • 1 hr 30 mins
    HORROR, SCIENCE FICTION, THRILLER
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    For those who lean towards sci-fi mixed with horror, “Arcadian” offers a bleak glimpse into a post-apocalyptic future. Starring Nicolas Cage, Jaeden Martell, and Maxwell Jenkins, this film paints a grim picture of a family’s daily struggle against a mysterious evil that hunts them every night. The intensity escalates when a desperate search for a missing family member leads to a night filled with terror and a fight for survival. This film is perfect for those who crave heart-pounding action and nerve-wracking suspense.

    Under Parallel Skies

    2024 • PG • 1 hr 50 mins
    DRAMA, ROMANCE
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    In the realm of drama and romance, “Under Parallel Skies” tells a story of painful pasts and mysterious connections. Starring Metawin Opas-iamkajorn and Janella Salvador, this film explores the serendipitous link between two seemingly unrelated lives. As the layers of their past unfold, the characters find themselves entangled in a love story that is as enchanting as it is heartbreaking. This movie is a must-watch for those who love a good cry and a romance that promises more than just fleeting butterflies.

    X & Y

    2024 • R-13 • 1 hr 39 mins
    DRAMA, ROMANCE
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    Another romantic drama hitting the screens is “X & Y,” where chance encounters lead to unexpected journeys. Featuring Ina Raymundo and Will Ashley, this film combines the charm of road trips with the discovery of new love. As the characters travel together, their pasts and presents intertwine, making for a compelling narrative about forgiveness, family, and finding love in the most unexpected places.

    Yolo

    2024 • R-13 • 2 hrs 9 mins
    ACTION, COMEDY, DRAMA
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    Rounding out this week’s releases, “YOLO” returns to offer more of Leying’s inspiring journey from solitude to self-discovery. Jia Ling not only directs but stars in this action-comedy-drama that follows Leying as she finds new purpose in life through boxing. This film is a testament to the power of second chances and personal transformation, making it a perfect pick for those who enjoy uplifting stories with a hearty dose of humor and drama.

    FAN FAVORITES STILL SHOWING

    Meanwhile, don’t forget to catch up on some of the movies that are still captivating audiences in theaters. Here’s a list of fan favorites that are still showing in cinemas:

    Civil War

    2024 • R-16 • 1 hr 48 mins
    ACTION, DRAMA, SCIENCE FICTION
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    Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

    2024 • PG • 1 hr 57 mins
    ADVENTURE, COMEDY, FANSTASY
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    Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire

    2024 • PG • 1 hr 54 mins
    ACTION, ADVENTURE, SCIENCE FICTION
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    The First Omen

    2024 • R-16 • 1 hr 59 mins
    HORROR
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    Exhuma

    2024 • R-13 • 2 hrs 13 mins
    HORROR, MYSTERY, THRILLER
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    This week’s array of movies offers a mix of laughter, tears, thrills, and chills. Whether you’re planning a solo movie night or a cinema outing with friends or family, there’s a film on offer that will meet your mood. So, grab your popcorn and head to your nearest cinema to catch these captivating movies that promise to entertain, inspire, and perhaps even change the way you see the world. Happy watching!